Friday, March 27, 2015

March 27th

We are presently at the 91st FMCA Rally here in Pomona, CA.  We have about 930 rigs here at this rally so not to bad, but I heard the count is down from what they were expecting.  We got the booth set up on Wednesday afternoon and Thursday we had a seminar at 8:30 AM.  The vendor area open up today so there was a little bit of traffic but not much.  I don't know where everyone is but they must be around some wear.  This is going to be a short blog today.  We aren't doing much but trying to sale a few trips.
What Cyndy & i are really looking forward to is heading back up towards Washington on Monday.  We miss the grand kids so we are looking forward to seeing them in April.
I got this in my e-mail today and just couldn't help but but it on my blog.  It really shows how gullible some people are!!
Yesterday I was at Costco buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Owen , the Wonder Dog and was in the check-out line when a  woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had an elephant?

So, because I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the ‘Purina Diet’ again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a ‘Perfect Diet’ and the way that it works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete, (certified), so it works well and I was going to try it again.

(I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I had stopped to pee on a fire hydrant and a car hit me.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.

Costco won't let me shop there anymore.


Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say.

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